She said “you’re going to break my heart arnt you?”

I brought it up the other day and said “see baby, I didn’t break your heart.”

She responded “I just couldn’t believe someone as gorgeous as you wouldn’t hurt me. I’m so happy I was wrong.”

She still gives me butterflies and she still thinks I’m the prettiest girl in the world. What did I do to deserve her? Tell me so I never stop doing it.

Jo and I were having a serious discussion about her possibly getting this job. She knows I’m really anti-jobs she would be traveling a lot. She had a job before I met her that she was gone weeks on end all of the time. I would have never even met her if she had it because that’s how anti traveling jobs I was. I have serious issues especially at night. They stem from my childhood abuse etc… But I can’t be alone. I have extreme panic attacks, night terrors, I sleep walk.. I’m just a hot mess. This job would have her traveling but not a lot. It’s only four days a week and she wouldn’t travel every week but she will sometimes and it’ll be to other states…

Obviously I love my wife more than anything and I’d never leave her or even think about it. I’m totally supportive of anything she wants to do and I trust she always has our best interests at heart. She feels bad about the possible traveling so she’s on the phone telling me that she will buy me all the dogs so I feel safe at night, I can get a Subaru, tattoos… Anything I want. Lmfao. This way I’d have so many new things to play with I won’t miss her as much? Idk but she is adorable as hell.

It’s funny that things that would be deal breakers with anyone else don’t mean a damn thing when it’s true love. Even if she had to travel every week I’m not going anywhere, she’s my life and I stand by her completely. Plus I know this is for the better.

Also, she’s bringing home pizza so yeah.

Yayyyy!!! Jo passed the second interview!! She has one more with the BIG bossman next week! AHHHHH it’s looking really good. The first two people loved her so fingers reallllyyyy crossed that all goes well with the third!

This job would really change our life right now. She’d be making more than double what she makes now PLUS she gets a company car and gas cards so she no longer has to pay for gas. It’s only four days a week so we would always have three day weekends together and hopefully they would put me on her insurance.

We have a plan for if she gets it… Which would help us move to Maine faster because breed restrictions don’t matter when you’re not on a budget. Womp womp. Eeekkk I’m just so excited and happy and so so so so proud of my amazingly talented intelligent strong sexy wife!

I try not to get excited about things before they happen or are definite but I really can’t help it right now. The first two interviews went sooooo well and she really is overly qualified so I don’t see why she won’t get it unless third guy is a homophobic douche canoe.

Also, it was wife’s first in person interview dressed as herself. Nailed it. I’m so proud I’m like a mama on graduation day. Okay I’m shutting up now.

We finished having sex, my wife looks right in my eyes and goes “i wear your grandads clothes. I look incredible.” Rolls off me and walks away.

She’s my spirit animal.

Don’t drop an iPhone on your face.

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We are rescheduling our amusement party trip that was going to be tomorrow so now I’m hoping we can go to the beach Saturday instead. I could use some sand and salty air.

Jo has an interview tomorrow morning for a new job. Everyone cross your fingers for her. She’d be making more than double what she makes now and they would give her a car too. It’s also only four days a week so we’d have three day weekends every week. I’m saying ALL the prayers for her.

She has an amazing résumé and skill set she just gets worried about being gay because obviously if the guy is a homophobe she won’t get it. This will be the first interview she’s ever gone on as herself. She usually goes in a woman’s suit and her hair was a little longer back in the day. She’s got all kinds of nerves going on but I keep telling her she’s amazing and if they don’t hire her for being gay than she doesn’t need that job anyway. Fuck them.

I’m the jerk that starts every interview with I’M GAY AND I HAVE A WIFE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?? Clearly I give no fucks. I’m also the asshole that told my boss the other day that I’m not a fucking magician. I forgot how to adult.

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